Gloria’s cha-cha
“Habang garapalang pinipilit ng administrasyong Arroyo at ng kanyang
mga kaalyado sa Kongreso ang pakanang ConAss, lalo nitong sinisindihan ang galit ng mamamayan. The Filipino people will never dance to
Gloria’s chacha.”
– Gabriela Rep. Liza Maza
Pag pinasayaw ka ng Chacha…
Pag pinasayaw ka ng Chacha, dapat ang isagot mo, “I’ll never gonna dance again.” Hehe.
Ganito sa min
Pokpok: (Gumigiling) Ganito sa ‘min. Kanya-kanyang kayod, walang maayos na trabaho, walang pambili ng gamot. Kung di ka gigiling, di ka kakain.
Mar Roxas: (Umiiling) Iha, tumabi ka.
Victor Ortega
Factoid: Victor Ortega (House chairman on constitutional amendments) helped Marcos set up dictatorship thru bogus 1972 Constitution.
Egypt vs Philippines
Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president.
How many congressmen…
How many congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? None — they’re too busy screwing the country.
(From Twitterer @hotmanila)
Kapag tinanong
boy: kpg tinanong ba kta eh ssgutin mo ako?
girl: onman, un na nga lng hnhntay ko e. (kinilig)
Warning: Hayden camera
WARNING: Pag kayo nasa KATRI-NA make sure na tuimingin sa paligid, baka may HAYDEN camera jan. hahahahaha
