GMA n her famLy riding an airplane.
GMA: wat f i throw 1chek worth a 1M pesos out of d window 2 make at least 1fiLpino hapi?
FG: honey, why nt throw 2cheks worth half a milion pesos 2 make 2 fLipnos hapi?
Luli: mom,why nt throw 4cheks wrth quarter of a milion 2 mke 4 fLpnos hapi?
Fnaly her grndaughter spoke: grandma, why not simply THROW URSELF out of d wndow 2 mke ALL flipinos hapi?:-)
Her determination to “lead by example” helped restore Filipinos’ faith in government–and themselves. — Sandra Burton on Cory Aquino
People Strike Evil Empire of Oil Cartel!
Govt should castigate oil cartel, not strikers.
“I may be a star now. Famous.
Hard-to-get. Delicious.
But the truth is, Im simple.
And sumtyms, it pains me
to see people struggling
to get a little of me.”
-NFA rice
In a MISS GAY PAGEANT
HOST: how can we uplft our economy 2day evnthou wer undr economic crisis?
GAY: (namutla) putangna nyo mga bakla!! Kala ko b miss gay to? Quizbee pala!ü
“mas magandang mgng mayabang kesa maging mayaman kasi ang yaman nauubos, ang yabang nadadagdagan.”
-MAVERICK & ARIEL
very inspirational..Ö
boy: kpg tinanong ba kta eh ssgutin mo ako?
girl: onman, un na nga lng hnhntay ko e. (kinilig)
boy: ok cge, the summation of 12x raised to the 3rd powe[Part 2 of 2]
Eric Santiago (5/5 11:03 pm): [Part 1 of 2]r ovr 83x+32xy+9y-a multplied by the summation of 5x - 2a wherein a is considrd as constnt? girl: PUTANGINA M0!
Ders n0 speciAl reas0n 4 dis msg… just wana steal a cngle m0ment out of ur busy day… & h0pe 2 make u smyl & say.. ‘the receiver has almost 4got10 me gud pm.
S pnagnip ko, Nagllar0 tau S tbing dgat. Bgla k nlng Knuha ng Mlakng alon. Umyak aq smgaw! LOKO KANG ALON KA! “an0ng kLa m0 s Kaibigan k0? TAE? hehe
MGA KATOTOHANAN:
Hindi lahat ng kinakalabit ay gitara.
Hindi lahat ng binobomba ay poso.
Hindi lahat ng pinapasukan ay eskuwelahan.
Hindi lahat ng nilalabasan ay exit.
Hindi lahat ng isinusubo ay kanin.
Hindi lahat ng pinipisil ay pisngi
At hindi lahat ng pisngi nsa mukha
Hindi lahat ng tumatayo may paa
Pero lahat ng may ulo ay tumatayo.
Hindi lahat ng binibiyak ay prutas
Pero lahat ng mani ay binibiyak.
At LAHAT NG BERDE ANG ISIP NGINGITI!
