Mug shot
Socially-relevant Boy pick-up lines:
Boy: Wala ka pang mug shot?!
Girl: Baket?
Boy: Kaseh, matagal ka nang nakakulong sa puso koh!
How many persons will…
How many persons will it take to prevent CGMA from leaving the Philippines to seek treatment abroad? Ano pa eh De Lima? :p
Christopher Lao at Pedring
Red Alert: Christopher Lao spotted. Attempting to cross the Marikina River. MMDA: You are authorized to use force if necessary to stop him.
Miss World Philippines
GMA BREAKING NEWS: The Miss World Philippines aired last night was just a rehearsal. The real coronation is next week! :p
Bawal magpagupit
Warning to all. Wag magpapagupit, hair color or manicure today. Mainit ulo ng mga beki.
Binaril
Bakit binaril ng TANGA ang first love niya?
Eh, kasi gusto niyang subukan kung totoo talaga ang “First Love never dies.”
